Tuesday, May 11, 2010



-Blog me.

"Not now, I have a headache."


"I give you a little attention, and this is what I get."

-You’re on a rooooll.

"I’m not in the mood."

-Blog me, you fool.

"That's not actually how the line . . . nevermind"

-I know. C'mon bloooog.

"I'm busy."

-Oh, come off it, next you’re going to be telling me that you’re washing your hair.


-Your excuses are too feminine.

"So my blog is not only a whiny attention seeker, but it’s also sexist?"

-I’m not sexist, I love women.



"I’m not going to blog."

-Why nooot?

"I’m – I’m washing my hair."

-You’re prematurely balding.

"So? The hair I do have needs washing too."


"So you’re also bigoted toward the physically disabled?"


"And the mute."


"And the mentally handicapped."

-Whatever, don’t blog then.

"I won’t."


. . . .

. . . .

-Aw, c’mon pleeaaaaase?

"Fine, but you might end up feeling gypped."


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