Friday, April 27, 2007

My sincerest apologies for not updating in such a long time. However, I have been rather busy with other things.
'What other things?" you ask with a note of anger in your voice, "what could possibly be as important as your blog?"
"Isn't introspection what blogging is all about?" you ask incredulously.
Well, somewhat, I guess. I mean no one really reveals their innermost thoughts in a public space do they?
"Well, yes, they do John. They do, in fact, reveal their innermost thoughts for all to read," you insist fervently.
I'm pretty sure they don't.
"Yes, John, yes they do," you prompt.
Anyhow, I apologize. I have been caught up in a few things and did not have the time or the inclination to update.
"What have you been thinking about?" you bang your fist angrily on the desk in front of you, demanding my attention, "what on earth has been occupying your thoughts so relentlessly as to draw you away from your blog for such an extended period of time?"
I would only disappoint you if I were to reveal what I've been thinking about.
"Fine. I don't care anyways," you say, although there is a deep disappointment bordering on resentment in your voice.
Oblivious as usual to the intricacies of human social interaction, I am completely unaware of your anger and assume that all is well.

Time for some yogourt and chocolate milk.


Suzanne den Boer said...

All is indeed well.

John den Boer said...

Good to know, Zan.

Scott said...

you captured me perfectly, and thank you for not relating my profanity-laced tirade word for word. I am embarrased to say, my language was quite in appropriate. If i ever have a biography done on my life i want you to do it.

John den Boer said...

Any ideas for a title of your biography?
I was thinking of "The Man Behind the Beard."

Who deh?